(Source: zabria22)

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.


vinebox:

Leggo

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

(Source: bagmilk)


liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod)

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

We now know that 24 hours without sleep, or a week of sleeping four or five hours a night induces an impairment equivalent to a blood alcohol level of .1 percent. We would never say, ‘This person is a great worker! He’s drunk all the time!’ yet we continue to celebrate people who sacrifice sleep for work.
May I suggest that you all read? And often. Believe me, it’s nice to have something to talk about other than the weather and the Queen’s health. Your mind is not a cage. It’s a garden. And it requires cultivating.
Miss Moore, A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray (via bookmad)

(Source: absolutelyincurablebibliophile)

kev-n:

corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

image

Basically

xxxxrxxxx:

youarenotyou:

covenesque:

Cold blooded lol

o m g

perfection

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  • *misses school one day*
  • *misses a fight*
  • *misses a breakup*
  • *misses 12 assignments*
  • *misses a dog riding a skateboard*
  • *misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

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